cadet parmelee here. love you

cadet parmelee here. love you guys! send me mail[:

This is it guys. The

This is it guys. The most exciting adventure of my life begins.

I have to take a drug test,

and PASS.

..in 5 days..

Anyone know any super effective methods?

I’ll be drinking a shit ton of water, and probably going on daily runs/bike rides, but theres no way that’ll be enough.

Pleease help?

why am i so fucking sad and lonely?